There's a range of Star Wars -themed sex toys out there and they are entertaining and horrifying in equal measure. Black-and-white outlines of anatomical wonders beg for your acrylic and Crayola technicolor We'd really appreciate it. Darth Vibrator and a Vibe Trooper join R2-V2 to satisfy the ladies, while Hand Solo frozen in soft, squishy silicone helps turn on, and jack off, the fellas. Jeez, the ending of The Empire Strikes Back is savage.
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Comments are subject to our community guidelines, which can be viewed here. Master Yoda, the wisest and perhaps most powerful Jedi of them all, remains species indeterminate and looks like something the cat might drag in, but his lustre as the lovable font of all Jedi wisdom is undimmable. Jedis can go hang - we're with the cool cat in the waistcoat. From the moment the Jedi Order was first conceived, the Star Wars galaxy has rarely been an underpopulated universe. And all came wrapped around a toffee and mint flavor lolly with chocolate coating, covered in tiny sugar balls. Sphero, from Orbotix, is a self-contained robot ball that communicates with a smartphone app via Bluetooth.
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Not bad for a walking carpet. Then there are the simple things. Geeky Sex Toys co-founder Emma told Mashable: "We decided that our Star Toys range was a great way to introduce a new level of kink to our products. Jeez, the ending of The Empire Strikes Back is savage. What a time to be alive. IVF mix-up heads for court.
Golden shower or passing a drug test, what's your Whizzinator pleasure? Watch a video of Sphero in action and it may remind you a little bit of BB Necessary Always Enabled. Let's face it: without stormtroopers, Star Wars would be a lot less cool. E-mail this story to a friend.
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